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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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you are dumb
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"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...

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Who wants to fight
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The "Who wants to fight" shirt is designed like the character selection screen of a classic beat 'em up video game from the 90s - except that every...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, the vernacular has come to refer to everything and everyone as the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Ha...

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SYN/ACK
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ACK is written on the back. SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses for each connection setup. More about this here, for example: ...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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I fixed it
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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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That is impossible
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Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!

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Something went wrong
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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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Monitored
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Watch out - violent surveillance officers!The "Monitored" shirt shown here skillfully plays with double meanings and brings a humorous twist to the...

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You read my shirt
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Uah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...

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Blow Me
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Jokes that have to be laboriously explained are usually not that funny. But especially when you take word jokes, double entendres and the like from...

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Wayne Train
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"Tuuut, Tuuuut, here comes the WAYNEtrain and takes your story to the WHATEVERest." Wayne is interested? Exactly. No one! In future, you can just p...

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Asteroids
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If you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...

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Network Security
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Does your data center urgently need decent security? And you're ideally suited for the job? Then why not promote yourself with this shirt :)It says...

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Ultra Maiden
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There is music that is loud. There is music that is extremely loud. And then there's the sound an armored space warrior makes when he stomps throug...

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I paused my game
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While for most people Christmas is a time for love and family, for gamers it is mainly a time for gaming. Finally a few days off again, where you c...

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Perfect numbers
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Perfect numbers are those numbers that are equal to the sum of all their divisors (not counting themselves). You can see the first six on this shir...

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Two Rules for Life
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Two rules for life is a dry statement for anyone who refuses access when they hear "Details please". The clear typo print sums up the humor of IT, ...

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Physics is the reason
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You're sitting on the train, your coffee spills and someone mutters: "Everything happens for a reason." - Of course it does! Gravity, inertia, cons...

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Test in Production
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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Tea, cats and books
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This T-shirt is ideal for all book lovers, tea drinkers and cat lovers. The design shows a relaxed cat resting peacefully next to a steaming teapot...

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Trichotometry
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What looks like assembly instructions from a Swedish furniture store is just as pointless. At the very least, trying to assemble this device would ...

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1 + 1 = 10
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Despite the fact that the binary system is frequently used in computer science (and therefore in many areas of our lives), very few people know wha...

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PIrate
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Mathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...

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Integrate Yourself
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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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Chaos Khorne Flakes
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The most important meal of the day? Breakfast. But regular cereal is too boring for you - after all, you're a warrior of chaos, not a bureaucrat.Ch...

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Brainbows
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Fluttershy would probably wet her non-existent pants immediately, but surely you're already big enough for the truth, right? Even in the realm of u...

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United Federation Invaders
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The design of the United Federation Invaders T-shirt brings together two worlds that you would otherwise only expect to find in the boldest sci-fi ...

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export EDITOR
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The command [i]export EDITOR=""[/i] defines the editor that is used by other applications by default to open files. The abbreviation [i]rm[/i], how...

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Ask me about my zombie
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This shirt gives you magical powers! It enables you to transform yourself into a ghastly zombie in a matter of seconds. All you have to do is pull ...

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Sounds An Awful Lot Like Heresy
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In the 41st millennium, there is no discussion - only heresy. And as is well known, it is ended with the bolter. Whoever contradicts the Space Mari...

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1990
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In the 90s, the world was still in order - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed the tim...

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Companion Cube
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The weighted Companion Cube has won a place in the hearts of all players of the computer game [i]Portal[/i], because Companion Cube is cute, loyal,...

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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is a region of space from which no mass or information can escape due to a very strong gravitational field. Obviously, the following a...

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Social Engineering Specialist
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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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reverse engineer
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Particularly talented coders are not satisfied with writing their own code, but also try to analyze other programs and hardware, e.g. to write driv...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.