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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

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Unix is sexy
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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

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I'm this old
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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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It's a Trap
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This shirt takes one of pop culture's most famous warning cries and combines it with the art of ambush that can only be created at the gaming table...

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Incel vs. Excel
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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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Bad Roll Squad
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You are one of the few people who have the power to override the laws of physics and mathematics. Because you can do what other pen & paper role-pl...

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5 rings
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The "5 Rings" T-shirt creatively combines elements from the animated series "Captain Planet" and the epic fantasy epic "Lord of the Rings". At the ...

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Incomplete data
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For some people, extrapolating the rest from half the information is the easiest thing in the world. Others wonder why interlocutors occasionally...

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Revenge on the dinosaurs
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As a self-confessed palaeontology nerd, you will probably despair at the sight of the "Revenge on the dinos" T-shirt. It took several decades to pr...

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Godzilla vs. Cthulhu
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Sometimes it's the existential questions that torment us nerds - for example, whether Godzilla would beat Cthulhu in a Pokémon fight. Both are cert...

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Book Lifting
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Do you use your body primarily as a home for your mind and, of course, to wear geeky shirts? Do you think that as long as your brain is supplied wi...

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I void warranties
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Are you one of those people who have to take a new technical device apart first? Then you've probably already destroyed one or two stickers with th...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, many things would be easier. Even the lives of ninjas (but not necessarily those of pirates)!

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Fueled by Mitochondria and Coffee
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When you get up in the morning and wonder how you're going to survive the day - remember: you're in possession of trillions of little energy power ...

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Definition: Button
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As nerds, we love buttons of all kinds: whether controller or keyboard, we know every combo, every cheat and every single function inside out. What...

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Free Mask Facehugger
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Just popped out of the house to get some snacks at the supermarket - and promptly forgot the mask that you can't get into said supermarket without....

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would mean something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". So: "P...

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat
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Build a house, plant a tree and father a son. According to the Bible and popular wisdom, that's all you should have to do in life. We can understan...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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Trollface
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Don't we all behave like trolls from time to time, even in real life? Stand up for it and identify yourself with this shirt or simply wear the shir...

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software is like sex
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This quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)

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2020 Would not recommend
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Let's not beat about the bush: 2020 has been anything but a great year so far. In January, the next world war loomed, in February half of Australia...

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Wasteland Walking Tours
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Who needs Disneyland when you can wander through the post-apocalyptic wasteland? The "Wasteland Walking Tours" offer you the ultimate sightseeing e...

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Cat Owner Problems
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Anyone who lives with cats knows the natural law of their destructive tendencies: anything that can stand upright will be knocked over at some poin...

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Chimichanga
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Deadpool and chimichangas - it's a complex relationship. The T-shirt motif shows Deadpool, the iconic anti-hero from the Marvel comics, in a humoro...

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Life of an NPC
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How you treat your NPCs says more about you than about them. Yes, of course these often similar characters are just extras in the grand scheme of t...

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Combo Life Shirt for Magic players
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If you've ever played a trading card game like [i]Magic[/i] or [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i], you'll be familiar with the situation on the "Combo Life" shirt: Y...

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Whistleblowers
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You know people who are into dubious conspiracy theories. They often involve aliens kept hidden by the USA ;)However, some "conspiracies" (in the s...

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Schrödinger's Cat
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You certainly know Schrödinger's famous thought experiment... (Please note the back)

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Horrible Idea
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Some plans sound like a total loss on first hearing. And yet - somehow... it sounds like fun. If you're one of those people for whom "That's a terr...

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Tron Life shirt for Magic players
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For a trading card player, there's nothing worse than having the perfect combination of cards in your hand but not having enough mana to play them....

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Aggro Life shirt for Magic players
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There are different types of players you encounter in trading card games like [i]Magic[/i]: Some players focus on the lategame and powerful creatur...

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Just a Normal Game
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Parents and noobs are probably wondering what it means when they see this T-shirt. No, [i]gg[/i] does not mean [i]grins-grins[/i]. Actually, it mak...

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DotA LoL
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If the rivalry between gamers were its own MOBA, DotA would probably win against LoL. Because thanks to deny*, the opposing LoL will never be able ...

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I love my geek
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They really do exist and there are more of them every day - women who like geeks...For all women who still don't know what's so great about a geek:...

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Korok National Park
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If Nintendo ever published a guidebook for Hyrule, it would probably say right at the front: "Please do not enter the forest without equipment." Be...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.