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Gifts for computer scientists

Gift ideas for computer scientists

This is where creativity is at a premium for many people. ;) Unfortunately, it is becoming more and more common for people to need gifts that appeal to lovers of ones and zeros. Be it because relatives or friends are IT administrators, programmers or something else in the IT industry, or because SysAdmin Day is approaching - sometimes you just need something suitable for IT people. In our Geek Shop, IT people are some... Mehr anzeigen
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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

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Reboot
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Whether it's the software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too convoluted and overheated, al...

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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body
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On your back, of course Aren't we all a bit HTML?

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I will not fix your computer
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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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reset peer guy
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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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Evil Admin
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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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PEBKAC
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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...

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Tech Support
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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging or dozing. Suddenly your cell phone rings. That can only mean one thing: your mother i...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt
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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Glider symbol
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Linux has the penguin, BSD has the daemon, Perl has the camel and the hacker community has this symbol, called the glider. It is still young, but i...

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...

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Test in Production
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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Security by obscurity
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The security principle "[i]Security by Obscurity[/i]" from the field of computer and network security is based on the assumption that a system cann...

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Without words

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Two Rules for Life
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Two rules for life is a dry statement for anyone who refuses access when they hear "Details please". The clear typo print sums up the humor of IT, ...

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WinXP Key
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Fun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...

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Encryption
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In a world full of tracking, data leaks and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime - it's self-defense.Just becau...

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man woman
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Who understands women... Even Unix doesn't know what to do.

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Life is too short for 56k
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You're looking forward to your long-deserved vacation, book a hotel that mentions something about "Internet access" in the brief description and se...

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beware of bugs in the above code
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For the real computer scientists ;)

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Stay away from Server
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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow
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Ever since Bill Gates' famous saying about lazy people, we have known that good computer scientists are characterized by their ability to achieve t...

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I root - you nothing
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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

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Unix is sexy
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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

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I'm this old
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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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Incel vs. Excel
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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, many things would be easier. Even the lives of ninjas (but not necessarily those of pirates)!

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would mean something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". So: "P...

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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Gifts for computer scientists can be found here.

If you are in the desperate situation of looking for gifts for programmers or computer scientists, you can be sure that you will find the solution to your problem with us. This overview is full of gift ideas for computer scientists, from binary wristwatches to doormats. Or how about surprising your favorite admin with a funny computer science T-shirt? We think that computer scientists deserve a little attention every now and then because they make such wonderful things possible for us every day :) It doesn't have to be a high-quality mechanical keyboard (that's perhaps more something for Christmas or a birthday), but the programmer's heart is guaranteed to beat faster even with the programming language card game.

Gifts for programmers who have it all

Of course, computer scientists are also happy about our countless USB gadgets, which bring variety to their unfortunately rather stressful everyday working lives. Or about a new mechanical keyboard, which not only looks great, but is also really practical. While you're waiting for the next merge, for example, you can spend your time in a pleasant and fun way. And no IT office in the world should be without coffee. Experience has shown that this black elixir of life tastes best from a mug with a nerdy print. The fact that this turns the trip to the coffee machine into a parade of the coolest drinking vessels is of course a nice bonus. ;) With that in mind: just take a look at our gifts for computer scientists and have fun browsing and giving gifts!