Geek Clothing: Nerd Shirts & Geek Shirts
If sarcasm were a language, we nerds would be native speakers of it. Whether as a protective shield at school, as the only weapon against annoying ...
View full detailsDo you only need a broom to play Quidditch? Far from it! Apart from the fact that nothing works without a Quaffle, Bludger and Snitch, the players ...
View full detailsOne striped cat is like the other, so it's easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...
View full detailsThis year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...
View full detailsGood jokes are almost as great as fresh cake. If you like both, this button is just the thing. You can also use it to tell everyone about the great...
View full detailsAt some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"
Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...
View full detailsUh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...
Looks aren't everything - but we all know those days when we just don't feel comfortable in our own skin. Unfortunately, we can't just change them ...
View full detailsEven before the coronavirus pandemic, we knew that it can be worth washing your hands regularly. After all, common sense tells you that you don't w...
View full detailsIn principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...
View full detailsSome things are simply too complex to ignore. Like the fact that you can't (normally) take a root from a -1. Oh, they had such a beautiful future...
Tara Reid is actually a reliable cast member for good movies... Well, for mediocre films with a certain cult factor and the supporting role in [i]T...
View full details[i]iä iä cthulhu fhtagn[/i]With the Cthulhu fish shirt, you will be instantly recognizable to like-minded followers of the great Cthulhu.
This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.
Once again a motif for the ladies ;)For those who haven't recognized it yet: A similar sentence appears when you click on a blocked music video on ...
View full detailsIn a galaxy far, far away, there once was a father who couldn't be there for his children as they grew up due to unfortunate circumstances. Despite...
View full details88 miles per hour were yesterday. For those who really want to go back in time, just press Ctrl+Z - the most powerful shortcut in human history.On ...
View full detailsWhen you get up in the morning and wonder how you're going to survive the day - remember: you're in possession of trillions of little energy power ...
View full detailsYou can argue about a lot of things. However, there are a few established facts:1. The Earth is round.2. It is the only place in the universe with ...
View full detailsThere's nothing better than a cozy games evening with friends. You spend time together, laugh and play. Until you show your true colors. It would b...
View full detailsAs Muggles, we don't have many options for traveling. Instead of brooms, floo powder or flying cars, we have to make do with slow and boring transp...
View full detailsLet's be honest: nobody likes to lose - whether it's a board game, video game or simply a discussion. Especially when you've been arguing with the ...
View full detailsAs a nerd, you are familiar with the tiresome topic of explaining to other people what exactly a nerd is. And then you have to explain the differen...
View full detailsShow the whole world that you can put on a truly radiant smile. Possible side effects include the growth of a third eye, the spontaneous developmen...
View full detailsEveryone knows those situations where you have your back to the wall (or the abyss). Whether it's your own fault or not, the smartest way to get mo...
View full detailsAre HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...
View full detailsAnyone walking through this forest should have courage, nerves of steel and ideally a few protective spells in their luggage. This T-shirt features...
View full detailsPeace, contemplation and a few small explosions - that sounds like a perfect Christmas. If you think otherwise, then the "Yippie Kai Yai" T-shirt i...
View full detailsAs a nerd, you have an above-average knowledge of your favorite topics. Unfortunately, this means that you have to explain an incredible amount to ...
View full detailsThe "Human Abduction" T-shirt design is a humorous reversal of the well-known sci-fi cliché of alien abduction. In stories, films and conspiracy th...
View full detailsHigh blood pressure? Stress? Maybe you just need a little more serotonin. This button is always on hand in an emergency and is able to help through...
View full detailsHigh-speed Internet for everyone! Whether it's HD streams, podcasts or downloading updates, programs and games - with fast lines, it's no longer a ...
View full details"Only the stupid need order, genius masters chaos" is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the point in a...
View full detailsLinux has the penguin, BSD has the daemon, Perl has the camel and the hacker community has this symbol, called the glider. It is still young, but i...
View full detailsIn the Book of Job it says: "The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away." Every tabletop RPG veteran knows: the same goes for the d20 at the gaming ...
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