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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!

If you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...

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Hermione Granger always knew it: If you have a question, go to the library. Don't google it, don't ask - books are the answer. This wise owl sits m...

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Barad-dur was Sauron's fortress in Mordor and one of the most terrifying places in the whole of Middle-earth. Inside the fortress were weapons forg...

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Experts are still debating whether the fearsome T-Rex was an active predator or rather a scavenger. We know better. Of course, it simply ate everyt...

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Uah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...

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Did you know that cats have always pretended to rule a galactic empire? The hungry look at 6 o'clock in the morning, the dramatic sweeping of thing...

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Although they may look like normal pencils at first glance, there's actually magic inside! Because with this My Neighbor Totoro pencil set, you can...

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The Lord of Light, the God of Flame and Shadow, the Red God, the Heart of Fire - these are all names that R'hllor from Game of Thrones and A Song o...

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How do you ruin a gamer's day? You tell him that the save game is broken, the princess is in another castle and the cake is a lie. With this sticke...

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