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When you look into the average nerd's closet, it's easy to feel a little sick. Not because it's cluttered, but because nerds primarily wear one col...
View full detailsYou've spent years pulling all-nighters and memorizing formulas. You almost blew yourself up during days of experiments. Wore prints from the micro...
View full detailsSome people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...
View full detailsIn the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...
View full detailsMany of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...
View full detailsWhy play through the main story straight away when there are so many exciting side missions? Whether it's a coffee break, a Wikipedia deep-dive or ...
View full detailsWith this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire
As a true Tolkien fan, you can of course recite the British author's complete works by heart. At every opportunity you can think of a suitable sent...
View full detailsSorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...
View full detailsLooks aren't everything - but we all know those days when we just don't feel comfortable in our own skin. Unfortunately, we can't just change them ...
View full detailsUnfortunately, it is always the snoring mediocrity that feels called upon to explain what behavior is appropriate. And that activities such as gami...
View full detailsFire alarm! Everyone runs to the nearest red box on the wall. But instead of a fire hose or fire extinguisher, the cutest fire safety measure in Po...
View full detailsAnyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....
View full detailsTrust in God is one of those things. Most scientists here would probably reject it as the basis of their existence. Hardly verifiable, very uncerta...
View full detailsWe are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...
View full detailsFor some people, extrapolating the rest from half the information is the easiest thing in the world. Others wonder why interlocutors occasionally...
Contrary to rumor, the most you'll find on an archaeological dig after hours of scratching around in the dirt is a few shards or stones. Unless you...
View full detailsHas a portal just been snatched away from you? Take a deep breath first. You will regret every outburst of rage. And an augmented reality gamer goi...
View full detailsWhat did you decide, enlightened or resistant? Either way, you shouldn't let your conquered territory out of your sight. One distraction and you've...
View full detailsWe can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...
View full detailsOh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...
As a nerd, you are familiar with the tiresome topic of explaining to other people what exactly a nerd is. And then you have to explain the differen...
View full detailsIt is amazing what masterpieces the human brain is capable of. Not only is it the organ that has secured our place at the top of the food chain, it...
View full detailsNo, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather something to do with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, w...
View full detailsIf there is something in your life that is really bad but cannot be changed, only acceptance will help. Maybe meditation too. Let any thoughts that...
View full detailsOn the outside, you are a friendly and polite person, smiling all the time and just being sweet. On the inside, however, things are boiling and som...
View full detailsA stylish combination of the iconic Disney logo and Grayskull Castle from the popular cult series "Masters of the Universe". Instead of the impress...
View full detailsSometimes it can seem that in many software companies, one department doesn't know what the other is doing and vice versa. Sales and marketing woul...
View full details[i]"Why can't we be together?""Because it's complex. "[/i]Have you ever had this experience? You wanted to be with someone, but certain circumstanc...
View full detailsAnyone who has ever programmed something themselves will most likely know that just because the program runs on their own computer, it also works p...
View full detailsThis shirt takes one of pop culture's most famous warning cries and combines it with the art of ambush that can only be created at the gaming table...
View full details[i]Hello, IT - Have you tried turning it off and on? Are you sure it's plugged in?[/i]This shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT admins at Reyn...
View full detailsAfter a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a fight against a fur-covered monster and a breakneck cha...
View full detailsThe word hacker in Japanese on a shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a small pause between the k, i.e. "hak (pause) ka").
Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?
It is also known to rain on Isla Nubar from time to time. With the Jurassic Park umbrella with amber fossil handle, nothing stands in the way of a ...
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